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Hitman

Because I know you've often stayed awake at nights wondering about this...

The Black Angel

People Iced:Eighteen
Car Bombs Planted:Three
Favorite WeaponGarden Hoe
Arms Broken:Fifteen
Eyes Gouged:Two
Tongues Cut Off:Three
Biggest Enemy:Joe Diamonds

Get Your HITMAN Name

Lock up your garden hoes.

Comments

Hey Black Angle: I have gouged out 29 eyes. Take that, you eye gouge wuss.

Dave was the Bloody Thumb. Doesn't sound very menacing does it? Kind of like he had a minor kitchen accident as opposed to went out and iced a bunch of people.

What's this Black Angle business - the math mafia?

Yah, okay. I am the same Icer that liked to watch Buffy and then Angle. I won thay spelling bee by whacking out all the other contestants...