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Dave: When can we go to Arena Farms?
me: How about Sunday?
Dave: Do you think they'll be doing the caramel apples yet?
me: I don't know. Columbus Day weekend is really early this year. Actually I bet they will be.
Dave: I think I'll just tell myself they won't be so that if they are it'll be like "Oh lovely." You know, because we men always say "oh lovely" when we're pleasantly surprised. God, how come you married me?