Thanksgiving conversations
On the way to my parents house:
Dave: Henry, say "turkey"!
Henry: Eeeee!
Dave: Say "turkey"!
Henry: Eeeee!
Dave: Okay, "turk-"!
Henry: Eeeee!
Dave: "Turk-"!
Henry: Eeeee!
On the ride back home:
Dave: I can't decide if it's hailing or not.
me: It's 41 out. That's a pretty interesting temperature in terms of how it affects precipitation.
Dave: Yeah. I can't tell if the hail is melting as it hits the road...
me: They do seem like really big rain drops.
Dave: Well the dog pooped big today.
me: What does that mean?
Dave: Uhhhhh...
me: Oh, you mean she just has to pee, not go for a long walk?
Dave: Yeah.
me: I thought you were referring to her as some kind of weather predictor-dog, like "If Flash poops big, prepare to dig/If she just does a tinkle, it's only going to sprinkle".
Dave: *polite chuckle*...silence