Yet another Thanksgiving conversation
My mom gave me permission to post this conversation. It was inspired by the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Mom- What is that thing? It looks like a blue condom.
Jenn- Yeah, or a blue thumb.
Grandma E- How do you know what a blue condom looks like? Jenn and I don't know.
Mom- Jenn and I know, we got some free in a magazine once.
Grandma E- Really? What were they like?
Mom- Gooey.
Grandma E- Gooey?!
Mom- Well, you know, they were lubricated...
Grandma E- Oh. *long pause* They are packaged nicely aren't they?