A letter to Victoria's Secret
Dear Victoria's Secret,
Please stop sending me two catalogs a week. Yes I know you're having amazing sales. Yes, I know you're very proud of your Pink Collection, and let's face it, you should be. It's all very cute. In fact, it might as well have been designed with me in mind because I want to buy one of everything in it. The problem is, I have no money. So you force me to spend precious time every week flipping through your catalogs, earmarking the things I have to have, only to realize I've just tallied a $400 order. Which brings me back to the point about not having any money. It's very depressing. Also, it's February, the most depressing month of the year, so I really don't appreciate being hit with a double-whammy of depressing.
So once again, please stop.
Sincerely,
Jenn
ps. I'll take this in "large" please.