About the kitchen floor
When we last left my kitchen floor, specifically the spot that's half in front of the oven and half in front of the dog's water/food bowls, it had just been thrown up on by both the dog and the kid which earned it the distinction of having been bleached not once, but twice within an hour. Never had it been so clean.
Then Leo came over and upended Flash's water bowl. Out came the towels, but, alas, no bleach this time. Then I managed to knock over a cup of orange juice I had poured out for Henry on the stovetop and guess where it all ended up? Out came the towels again, and after Megan and Leo went home, out came the mop. Right now that spot on our floor is probably cleaner than our dining room table.
So, what are the chances of all of that happening in that particular spot all in the same day?
Comments
Having already proved the case for two events in the same place, I leave this case as an exercise for the reader.
Posted by: David | January 29, 2008 11:42 PM
Dave, aren't you the reader in this instance?
I would like a mathematical equation that describes Phoebe's theory. Is that possible?
Posted by: Megan | January 31, 2008 12:17 PM
Wow, Dave, Megan's blinding you with logic.
I'm not sure Phoebe's theory needs proving. I'm pretty sure it's a universal truth, like how lighting up a cigarette will guarantee your bus will show up in the next thirty seconds.
Posted by: Jenn | January 31, 2008 01:11 PM