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August 28, 2008

I'm a big baby

If you haven't yet seen "Lars and the Real Girl" don't read any further because I'm going to give away the ending while destroying the last vestiges of my pride AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!

I cried at the end of the movie when the sex doll "died". Cried. Like a baby. Poor Bianca! Then I called Megan to see if she had cried too, because I was that embarrassed about the whole thing. She said she had, so that made me feel better.

You know what else makes me feel better? Announcing to the three people who read this that Megan cried at the end of the movie when the sex doll "died".

August 25, 2008

All alone

My parents left this morning, leaving Henry and me alone to roam the house wondering exactly who was going to entertain us until Dave gets home. After a week and a half, I've become completely spoiled by having two other people looking after Henry. Finally, we settled in the kitchen, Henry with a measuring cup, me with a whisk, and both of us filled with a sense of high adventure. We made pumpkin pancakes. They tasted like heaven. Henry insisted on serving the pancakes and the syrup because he's such a dictator gentleman.

After breakfast we lounged around kiddie-pool-side in the backyard with Megan and Leo, and then all by ourselves. While Henry played with the hose and a couple of cups, I folded laundry, finished knitting a dishcloth, and started a new book. It was one of the most subdued and relaxing afternoons Henry and I have spent together all summer. When you imagine what idyllic summer afternoons in small town America are like, I think we pretty much hit the nail on the head today. I was even wearing a skirt.

I'm off to bake an apple pie.

Not really.

August 14, 2008

Spy Chefs

As if Julia Child wasn't cool enough, she somehow manages to up the ante .

I bet Anthony Bourdain wishes he had been a spy. Or maybe he was...or is! *gasp* I'd better stop writing this entry now, I'm starting to fear for my safety.

August 12, 2008

The Olympics

In the past, I haven't paid much attention to the Olympics, but every night I've found myself glued to the television, rooting for the men's swimming team. Not just the USA team, sometimes the italian team too. I should also note that my most vocal rooting occurs after the race during the slow motion recaps. Dave, because he's a very generous husband (who happens to really enjoy the women's gymnastics, particularly the floor routines), has started coming to get me whenever the men's swimming starts. He's the best.

August 05, 2008

Random stuff

My dad's allergic to Flash. Or dust. Or Pennsylvania. Since he's coming to visit next week (and he's bringing my mom! What a guy!), it was time to hire someone to come and deep clean our rug and couch. Since we had our heating ducts suctioned clean this past Winter or Spring or whenever it was, I've been looking forward to having the rug and couch done too because hooray for clean and (mostly, hopefully) allergen free! It was hard waiting until just before my parents were due to arrive, especially since the last two months I've gotten sniffly while crashing out on the couch, but I somehow persevered. The guy doing the cleaning showed me the water after he finished the couch and it was *so* dirty. It made me giddy watching it all wash down the drain. So hopefully this'll help and my dad won't be extra-sniffly. See how much I love him?

I stumbled across a cake disaster website last week which my friend Mel happened to forward to me today which was enough of a reason for me to feel like posting it here. It's called cake wrecks. They're all...interesting. However, they're cake, so I'd still eat them. Except for the bound foot cake. That one was gross.

Through an entry on that site I found The "Blog" of "unnecessary" Quotation Marks which has some very funny stuff on it.

That's all the news from over here.

August 02, 2008

Henry does math

Henry worked a little math magic while we were visiting my parents.

Henry happens to know that a certain someone, we'll call him "Grandpa", hordes his beloved root beer popsicles so that he can share them with his grandson whenever said grandson comes to visit. This may not seem like a big deal, but it requires the consumption of blue raspberry and the ever-unappetizing banana flavors of popsicle, because you can't just buy root beer flavor alone, you have to buy the mixed bag. Life always requires a sacrifice of some sort, you know?

Anyway, Henry's Grammy made him spaghetti and meatballs for our first night back in Boston. Henry ate one or two bites, squirmed a lot, ate another one or two bites, then finally made a break for the freezer, which he tore open, quickly locating the bag of popsicles. We told him he couldn't have any until he ate more of his dinner, so he reluctantly returned to his chair where he sat sort of still but not really, all the while looking longingly at the freezer. After about a half an hour of trying to get him to eat, my mom told him he could have a popsicle if he had three more bites of meatball. She held up three fingers, which Henry studied very closely. Finally he got off his chair, pushed down two of her fingers (and her thumb, which was slightly sticking out; he didn't want there to be any confusion), and said "Henry have a popsicle after one more bite of meatball."

We agreed to his terms. What choice did we have? He used math against us!