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What we're made up of

A while ago my mom read an article about how Americans are comprised of mostly corn* because of our diets and because of the diets of the animals we eat. Pretty scary thought. After conducting my own research, I've figure out what Henry and I are made of (after sugar, spice, snips, snails, and puppy dog tails):

60% cheese
15% pancake
8% maple syrup
5% milk/coffee
5% cornbread
2.5% cookie
2.25% cupcake
2% meatball
.25% cold germs

Dave is:
50% mashed potato
25% coffee
25% steak

*This is not the article my mom read, but it's a good explanation and it gets its Chemistry on a teensy-weensy bit so I had to link to it for Dave.

Comments

Dave is 0% cookie? Poor him.

Does it depend on the environment? Because my cookie ratio drastically changes if I am at my mom's!

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