On 18 slices of pizza
We had pizza for dinner last night. We ordered from a new place that offers regular pizza and deep dish. Dave called in the order and when he asked for a large deep dish, the woman on the other end of the line said "they don't come small, medium, or large, they come 9, 18, or 27 *muffled*" so Dave said "Ummm, 18?" It turns out she wasn't talking about circumference, she was talking the number of slices. That's a lot of pizza. We made it through six. It was good.
Every once in a while, Dave becomes obsessed with keeping food warm even though ten minutes after we start dinner it's officially over, so he decided to put the pizza boxes in the oven. That was yesterday evening at approximately 6:30. It's now 3:12 the next day. Guess where the pizza is still sitting, waiting to be put in the refrigerator? We didn't realize we forgot about putting it away until we were in the car heading out for lunch. While discussing where to go, we both proclaimed how much we were looking forward to having the pizza for dinner tonight, which is when the realization hit us like a ton of bricks. We went through the usual stages of mourning, which ultimately ended in a loud argument where Dave proclaimed I was at least 50% to blame since I pulled a couple of pieces out for us, an act which involved opening the oven door and therefore gaining the knowledge that that's where the pizza boxes were being stored. Naturally I said he was 100% to blame because I've never stuck food in the oven to stay warm like that ever in my life, I would've put them on the counter or the stovetop or, most likely, in the middle of the table so I wouldn't have to waste precious energy getting out of my chair to get seconds. After we'd gotten it all out of our systems, Henry piped up from the backseat and said "Wow..." like we were the biggest idiots on the planet, which is a point I don't think either Dave or myself would contest. Also, we have to stop arguing over fast food. It's getting sad.