Dude
How glad am I that I didn't marry Nicolas Cage like I had planned when I was a teenager? (C'mon, he was totally adorable in Wild at Heart.) On the other hand, I'm pretty good at balancing checkbooks, so apparently it's his loss.
Speaking of money, I watched a little TV today while the kids were napping. 20,000 Christmas commercials later, I'm now officially offended by how money-grubbing corporations have become. I propose we all boycott corporate stores and just donate to charities.