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Last night at dinner, the following two conversations took place:

me: So, did you go out for recess today?
henry: Yep.
me: Did you run around a lot to stay warm?
henry: Yep. I ran across the bridge!
me: You ran across the bridge?
henry: Uh-huh...I ran across the bridge to get to the other slide.
me: Dave, please tell me you heard that.

henry: Mom, did you know that there are two kidneys inside people's bodies?
me: I did know that!
henry: how did you know?!?
me: I learned it in school!
henry: ME TOO!
dave (hoisting up his knee): Hey Henry, you know what this is? It's called an "adult knee"!
henry (hoisting up his knee): And this is called a "kid kn-" *long pause* "kid knee"?
dave and me: hahahhahhahhahha!
dave: Make sure you tell that one to your teacher!