Mystic Duck
I'm going to take a go at the whole "fair use" concept. Apparently I can excerpt material if it is for the purpose of satire. So let's go for it! Apparently the mystic tan is all the rage. It's based on 'magneTAN(tm)' technology. OK, first of all that sounds more like a Transformer than a cosmetic technique. At least Optimus Prime has a chance of having something magnetic going on in all of that metal. But 'mystic tan' is aptly named; I'm going to say that it has as much magnetism as a soggy pancake, and here's the quackery behind it in their own words (this is the fair use part of the post - [my comments]):
"MagneTanTM technology is our patented [I doubt it] process that uses the human body's own magnetic properties [which are MUCH,MUCH,MUCH weaker than Earth's magnetic field so they would stick to anything but a person if they were actually magnetic] to attract Mystic Tan tanning myst to every exposed surface of the skin. When genuine [seriously, are there imitators?] Mystic Tan tanning myst passes through the spray nozzles in a Mystic Tan booth, the micro-particles [they should have said 'nano', which is much more impressive than 'micro', ho-hum] of myst are polarized [the correct word is magnetized, actually], taking on the characteristics of "tiny magnets." These particles adhere evenly to the skin to create a smooth, natural-looking tan[disclaimer:just don't walk near any magnets]"
Sure, the mystic tan probably is a great spray-on tan, but they should just leave it at that. If you want to hear about something amazing with magnets that's real and legit, just read about magnetic refrigeration. I always thought magnets were cool.