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July 30, 2008

Call Me Ishmael

The old saying goes that no one has more respect for the sea than the people who sail it for a living. Sailors take more precautions than any one else. It seems funny to outsiders because we think sailors have legendary command of the waves, uncanny skills to read the water, and a set of gills underneath those tall collars.

So I need this to make an analogy. No one has more respect for chemicals than a chemist. Chemists are not supernatural wizards who hide their talents by squirreling away in ivory tower labs producing fantastic chemicals that promise better living for all. (anybody get the oblique reference?) Stereotypes would have us believe that chemists have eschewed the natural world and committed to a new life full of synthetic wonders from rayon to pesticides.

But the truth, while quite a bit less romantic, still is compelling. Here is one example first and let's leave more examples for other posts. Chemists know that nature has evolved chemicals of more elegance and complexity than anything ever made in any research lab. Some chemists spend their whole careers trying to find ways to make naturally found chemicals in their own labs, such is their respect for nature's chemicals. Also chemists and chemical industries can be found trying to protect nature's best chemists: frogs. Look, I'm not an expert on frogs, but it goes something like this: because the frog's skin takes up foreign chemicals so easily, frogs have evolved the most sophisticated molecular defenses of any species on earth. The late Steve Irwin championed this well known fact that frogs are an indicator species because they absorb foreign, non-native chemicals into their systems more than any other animal. The point : chemists are not running around conceitedly trying to outdo nature, but instead have a tremendous respect and desire to preserve and learn from the marvelous chemistry in nature, like in frogs.

July 24, 2008

Meep

Well I'm a little dazed from working on a grant which is finally in. I think I feel a little bit like this. I think I've got one more round of campy movies to get off my conscience and - given my weakened mental state at the moment - it's going to be a wild ride.

8. Starship Troopers - The movie lacks the philosophical inner dialogue that Heinlein just barely manages to keep under control in the book, but does pick up smartly on some of Heinlein's other themes of class struggle, political satire and military theory. And of course Troopers did what Joss Whedon did so well with Buffy : take teen angst and personify it as a bizaare, out-of-this-world enemy. Vampires for Whedon, Bugs for Troopers. Yes, this is the movie that gave the entire nation a crush on Denise Richards. Or was that just me?

Memorable quote : "Service guarantees citizenship"

9. Flash Gordon - a star-studded romp through the galaxy with effects that were simultaneously good and bad - how did they do that? Amazing tracks by Queen take the movie from good to brilliant.

Memorable quote (Ming): "I like to play with things a while, before annihilation."
Memorable quote (Flash): "Flash Gordon. Quarterback. New York Jets. "

10. Zorro the Gayblade - Zorro breaks his foot so his twin brother takes over. Both parts by George Hamilton who is obviously enjoying himself. One of the few movies I can watch over and over again. Still makes me laugh.

Memorable Quote: "Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!"
Memorable Quote (Peasant) : "It is the number 2"

July 22, 2008

Camping out....

...part 2. Let's carry on our list here of great camp sci-fi/fantasy movies.

5. "Legend", a star-studded experimental Ridley Scott film in which he set out to make a fantasy flick in an Indie-European style. The result is an unbelievably deeply stylized film with gorgeous cinematography, but which never caught the interest of the American movie-going public. The DVD features the european cut which is a significantly better (interestingly mainly through subtle changes) version. Forget the critics, the acting is compelling, Mia Sara is awfully easy on the eyes, and Tim Curry steals the show.

OK - I admit : this is not a quotable movie - in fact it barely has any dialogue. True geeks should try to spot Robert Picardo (not easy).


6."Dude where's my car". One could argue it's a little too recent to be a true cult classic but it's close enough for me. Extremely quotable, with several choice cameos (should have skipped Andy Dick though), it somehow manages to pull off commando ostriches, multiple ridiculous aliens, and a bunch of situation sketches that are borderline ridiculous but completely rope you in.

Memorable Quote (chinese drive through): "And theeeeeeeeeeen...."
Memorable Quote (multiple characters) : "It's mystery is exceeded only by its power"
Memorable Quote (Jesse): "SWEET!!!! What about mine?"
Memorable Quote (Chester): "DUDE!!! What about mine?"

7. "Akira" - this is not a campy film in the sense that the others are. After all, this one takes itself seriously. And if it's your first exposure to anime, you're in for a wild ride. It's a violent, bloody, unapologetic rendition of an apocalyptic future of experimentation and technology gone haywire. And no computers were used in the production of it (hmmm, ironic?) - it's a hand drawn masterpiece with stunning graphics and accompanied by an unrelenting, addictive percussive soundtrack. Incredibly abstract, even for anime, it will leave you guessing, but also wondering if even director/writer Katsuhiro Otomo understands his own film.

Memorable Quote : Hmmm, I need to learn Japanese; whatever you do, don't watch it dubbed; watch with subtitles.

Geek comment: notice that Batman's motorcycle in 'The Dark Knight' appears to have been influenced by Kaneda's motorcycle, which is an extremely iconic image in anime.


OK, I'm all camped out. Watch this space.

July 21, 2008

I'd rather be

...watching a good campy movie right now. So if you're a big nerd like me, what might that be? Let's make a list of the some of the 'standards' in campy sci-fi/fantasy. If you love one you'll love them all. And if you hate one, well, you're just weird. You should be able to quote each and every one of these extensively. In no order:

1. "The adventures of buckaroo bonzai across the 8'th dimension." Just ask Jenn how psyched I was when I realized that the end credits of the "Life Aquatic" were an homage to the campy end credits of Buckaroo - and both had Jeff Goldblum. Genius.

Memorable quote (by Peter Weller as Buckaroo): " Remember, no matter where you go....there you are."
Memorable quote (by John Lithgow as Dr. Lizardo):"Laugh while you can monkey boy!"


2. "Ice Pirates". The most under-appreciated entry in this list. Completely ridiculous, but strangely addictive. It's the kind of movie you'll laugh at and then be embarrassed you did, and then you'll want to see it again.

Memorable quote: Can't be repeated on a family-oriented blog.

3. "Big trouble in little china". Kurt Russell was almost too good as Jack Burton, the reckless all American trucker who stumbles into some bad china-town mojo with his big rig. Probably John Carpenter wants to forget the flop, except it exploded into a cult phenomenon with fans clamoring for the return of Jack Burton. A lot of physical comedy and endless one-liners. Just one quote this time:

Memorable quote: "Jack Burton, Me!"


4. "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" is the movie that every one lampooned, even trekkies. But that's a shame because it's wicked fun, easily the most quotable of any of the trek flicks, and is especially true to the spirit of the franchise and Roddenberry's insistence on an optimistic view of the future. Star Trek V had the audacity to put out some lofty philosophical questions and let them hang out there. Let's pause to have a brief confessional here : I'm Dave and I like Star Trek V. I feel better already.

Memorable Quote (Kirk): "What does God need with a starship?"
Memorable Quote (Spock): "Life-is not a dream"
Memorable Quote (McCoy): "God I liked him better before he died."


OK, this is a good start - we'll leave it at this until tomorrow....

July 20, 2008

Something that works.

If you love your Wii, you'll love the Fuel Mizer, because they're based on the same technology of sensitive, small accelerometers. And they're equally easy to use. Just how handy are these awesome accelerometers? You can use the Wii to get fit, or the Fuel Mizer to get some serious fuel efficiency kung fu.

How much does driving style matter? It all depends on the driver. I recall a woman who called Click and Clack who was sure something was wrong with her car because her husband got 10 mpg less than she did. This can be a really, really big deal for some of the most aggressive drivers on the one hand, and it also helped an experienced driver . This accelerometer just sits there on your dash and shows pretty lights to tell you if you are accelerating or braking too fast. After a while you train yourself - after a while you take the thing out because you've changed your habits. It doesn't hook up to anything - and runs for a long time on the battery. Finally, a product that WILL save you gas, is not a scam and has some nice science behind it.

July 19, 2008

The nitrogen testimonial

One of the most compeling tactics in any type of advertising/promotional campaign is the testimonial. The testimonial appeals to a very deep-seeded instinct in our psyches to trust personal experiences, be they ours or another person's, to value anecdotal experiences as lifelong lessons. It worked for all of these other people - it will work for me. I don't criticize this - it's completely understandable and I am guilty of reasoning by anecdote and not by logic more than I would want to admit. I would make a guess that the testimonial is probably doing more to keep the nitrogen myth alive than just about anything else.

Many people have reported obtaining 1, 2, 3 or more extra mpg when switching to pure nitrogen. You should find it on any promotional material relating to inflating tires with nitrogen. But there is a big punch-line: the majority of passenger vehicle tires operated in this country are under-inflated, a problem so common that even a company chock full of car experts was remiss in keeping tire pressures up. Under-inflating tires is very well known to decrease fuel efficiency.

So now the obvious flaw in nitrogen testimonials: the great majority of customers are bringing in under-inflated tires. So when under-inflated tires are correctly inflated with 95% nitrogen, the customer attributes the 1-3 mpg improvement to the mysterious, exhilierating, Flash-Gordon-esque wonders of nitrogen, and rushes to the internet to spread the news in a fit of 'false authority syndrome'. For what it's worth, consumer Reports has tried to clear up this common mistake in a blog discussion relating to one of their articles. Hopefully others will spread the word too.